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Not Dead Tshirt: The Ultimate Uniform for Unrepentant Rebels

Not Dead Tshirt – The Cotton Anthem of Survivors

Listen up, underground soldier! This Not Dead Tshirt isn’t just clothing – it’s a declaration of war woven in 100% rebel thread. While the world tries to bury you under its rotten conventions, this tee screams your permanent resurrection. 250g/m² of pure resistance against blandness, regular fit for sudden moves, round collar to keep your head above the herd.

Not Dead Tshirt design
NOT DEAD TSHIRT : Click to prove you're alive

Weapon Features:

1. Flexographic Prints: These letters won’t fade. Tested: 100 washes, 50 gigs, 10 urban riots. Colors stay as bold as your hatred for norms.

2. Customization Options: Add your own scars. 21 text colors available, 3 changes at once. Turn it into a wearable manifesto.

3. Size Range: From S (skinny punk) to 4XL (veteran biker). No body left behind.

Combat Guide:

Scenario 1: At a concert
- Pair with: Ripped jeans + studded boots
- Accessory: Bike chain recycled as a belt
- Result: 90% of security thinks you’re in the band

Scenario 2: Family reunion
- Pair with: Blank stare + “fuck you” attitude
- Accessory: Craft beer permanently in hand
- Result: Uncle Bob won’t ask, “When will you get a real job?” anymore

Why It Bothers People:

This Not Dead Tshirt is an uppercut to consumer society. Made via Spreadshirt’s solidarity printing, each purchase indirectly funds:
- 1.7L of rebel ink
- 0.5m² of non-conformist cotton
- 3h of grunge electricity

Not Dead Tshirt: The War Cry of the Damned

Available in:
- Mourning black (for purists)
- Off-white (for the nostalgic)
- Blood red (for the provocateurs)

Warning: Prolonged wear may cause:
- Disapproving looks
- Sudden urge to start a band
- Complete loss of interest in reality TV

The Not Dead Tshirt isn’t just clothing. It’s a state of mind in cotton. 87% of wearers report a spike in rebel testosterone after use. The other 13% are lying.

Warning: Don’t wash with office clothes. Risk of revolutionary contamination.

Click. Buy. Burn the stage. The Not Dead Tshirt is your new rallying cry.

Or find a HardCore music sticker.

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