Punks Are Aliens Tee: Your Passport to the Cosmic Mosh Pit Listen up, you interplanetary rejects and sonic saboteurs! The "Punks Are Aliens" tee isn't clothing - it's a battle cry screen-printed on 100% combed cotton. This shirt screams what we've always known: we never belonged to this plastic planet. While normies shop for personality at the mall, we're busy broadcasting our freak frequencies to the Andromeda punk scene. Stitch-for-stitch revolution against earth's dress codes, this tee's your anti-gravity armor for dive bars, protests, and basement shows where the air smells like sweat and possibility. PUNKS ARE ALIENS design : Click to join the invasion Let's dissect this intergalactic war paint: The Graphic: Not some corporate focus-grouped bullshit. That screaming alien with the mohawk? That's YOU. Those flying saucers dropping bass bombs instead of probes? Our mothership's so...